People Are Morons

~Recently I have discovered that people take advantage of their elders, especialy if they are over the age of 21. I know that the the last few years of your teenage life, this is especialy true in college, that you are always looking for people to buy you booze. But these people get tired of running out to the store and risking their lives to make these purchases. They are risking jail time as well as hefty fines. I think that I have come up with the perfect conpromise. For all the the hard work the booze runner should be compensated with sexual favors. Now this does not mean coitus (Intercorse) but they should revieve something. This would be an unwritten rule that everyone should obeyed, unless their either to ugly or way to fucking fat, they have no chance in hell in getting anything at all because partying leadsto sex and these people need to be sterilized and removed from the population, sort of live genocide.
 
~While we are on the subject of sex, it seems that everytime that I step foot outside that I am constantly being rapped by bums asking me for change. Tonight for example, I was headed out for some Ben and Jerry's and Red Bull and was asked twice to homeless fucks for change. I should also add the the walk is only a few hundred feet to store 24. This is outragous. Yesterday was even better. I was walking home from the otherside of campus after spending time with a few lady friends that I was bombarded my a "Homeless Man" as he called himself for a dollar for 4 quaters. So, I thought to myself "Self, this seems to be a great deal, this man is't begging for change, maybe he is just trying to get a soda from the machine, but it only takes bills." So I went ahead and decided to help the man out.  After thumbing thru my wallet I decided to say "All I got is a 20." thinking that he would leave me alone, but he was like that would be better. Thats when I realized that he was trying to fuck me over.  So started to walk away and hes like give me that ten and I'll give you this money, so when I asked him how much he had he said 8. So I was like im getting screwed in this deal and im not going to support you. He said he was trying to get a room at the shelter, but I had seen him before around the city with the same catch phrase.  I ended up giving him a dollar in hopes that he would leave me alone, but as I started to walk away he followed he saying that I was making fun of him by laughing and not giving him more money, and that if I were to ask him for money he would to all that he could to help me, but before I could respond another innocent bystander was asked for a dollar for 4 quaters. I still don't know what 4 quaters had to do with anything but I did notice one thing, he had 2 huge rocks in his ears and looked clean cut for a bum. I have decided to answer all bums plea for change with this "Do what your parents did and get a job and buy your own crack and booze"
 
~Earlier in the same day while going to get some food after a night of drinking I would be screwed out of more money. I'm boarding the T with the above mentioned lady friends and the conductor goes "Son, the fare is a dollar twenty five, and you only put in a quater." I was outraged. I says to the man "look, i put in the dollar twenty five and look I only have another dollar twenty five to get back." At this point I wanted to extend my hand and punch the guy in the face for even stopping me but soon realized he would have sued me and it would probably be seen as an act of racism because he was black. So I put in another dollar and steamed to the back of the car with rage. What fuckface decided to raise the fare to $1.25 in the first place. I could see if it were like D.C. where you go underground to catch the Metro and can buy cards in any amount with and with any denomination of bills. But in Boston with streetcars you only have two choices,  5 quaters or a dollar bill and a single quater. who carries around a role of quaters with them at all time. Christ it weighs almost half a pound. So on that note I am boycotting the T system all togeather and am walking to where ever I have to go and if thats to far I can always ride my bike.
 
~ What with wearing sunglasses inside? Is there a hidden sun that I do not know about, because if there is I will start.  Or maybe there are weird rays that are ommited my the walls that will cause blindness. All i know is that these people look ridiculous. These are the same people who wear them in cloudy days. Whenever I see these people I want to rip the lenses off thir face and grind then into the ground and kick them in the balls. The only time sunglasses should be worn is on bright sunny days or if you are blind. then its ok, just look at Stevie Wonder or the late Ray Charles, they rocked the sunglasses and would have looked funny with their blind eyes staring at crouds of people with their eyes moving in all directions.
 
~While talking about ridiculous people, I hate it when I see this girl in alot of my classes wearing bright purple shorts and a pair of wonder women socks that go up to her knees. And to make things worse she is also wearing fake birkenstock sandles and sunglasses.  She is normaly an attractive person but on these days she look like a cross between a well I don't really know, maybe a fucking idiot that needs to be hit in the head a couple of times with a 2x4.
 
Thats all for know but I have started a list of things that are pissing me off and its getting longer by the day and I am thinking about making an entery every couple of days. Feel free to leave comments or if you have experinced any of the same fucking idiots.